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The most bamf person that ever lived.
Dude, Bobby gave Cindy an angry dragon, what a William Wallace
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The William Wallace - a sexual maneuver based on the fact that during the 13th century, they didn't have running water to clean up. A man and a woman engage in anal intercourse at which after a length of time, the man pulls out, rolls the woman over, and inserts his penis into her vagina in order to clean the detritus off of his shaft. Once he feels it is sufficiently clean, he works up to ejaculation, at which point he yells out , "FREEDOM!".
I didn't want to get up and go to the bathroom to clean up, so I William Wallaced her.
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William Wallace was weak, he fought for scotish "freedom" but under estimated the fact some new that English rule would be beneficial to scotland, and so they rightfully captured the traitor of the land and he was punished accordingly.
Long live England, Long live St. George
Scotland is now the most unhealthy and uneducated part of the UK, it would have been a better place if william wallace did not rebel against English rule.
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When a long haired man showers with a woman, neither of them dry off, and do it in a missionary position. The water from the shower drips from his hair onto her breasts like he is a warrior. In addition he usually pisses on her in the shower.
I told my woman to shower with me. I pissed on her and gave her a William Wallace.
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How to perform “The William Wallace”
Step 1: Buy a hooker
Step 2: Feed her a burrito
Step 3: Engage the hooker in conversation, allowing the burrito to digest
Step 4: Engage in an act of anal fisting with the hooker, with her being on the receiving end
Step 5: Reach deep and grab a handful of excrement
Step 6: Paint your face with the excrement in a manner similar to Mel Gibson’s in “Braveheart”
Step 7: Ride the hooker like a steed while yelling “freedom”.
Congratulations, you now know how to perform “The William Wallace”
Alan: Oh man, I had the greatest time in Las Vegas this New Years!
Devin: Oh nice, what did you do?
Alan: Oh you know the usual, liquor, gambling, videotaped and took turns with Max doing the William Wallace. We also went sight seeing
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A Scottish rebel immortalised in the film Braveheart. Despite claims that he murdered men, women, children and religious figures there is no doubt that he fought bravely for his cause.
Eventually he was defeated and subjected to the worst form of capital punishment ever devised. Hanging, drawing and quartering. First dragged to the gallows. Then hung. Then cut down. Then gutted. Then beheaded and cut into quarters. However, this punishment did not have the desired effect and Scottish rebellions would continue for many years.
To this day Wallace remains both a national hero and, to some, an excuse for Anglophobia.
I hate the English. Look what they did to William Wallace!
The execution of William Wallace intensified the resolve of Scottish rebels.
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Ahh...William Wallace.Considering how oppressive those bloody English are,we probably would be making kippers for them,had it not been for this Bravehaerted man,who sacrificed many things,including his life.So everytime you take a breath,thank William Wallace for being his own Scottish rebel self.
The real question is,did Mel Gibson wear underwear under that kilt?
-A moment of silence for William Wallace....
DRINK!
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