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I bet going down on that redhead would be like kissing Willie Nelson
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The act of ejaculating and letting it run from the top all the way down to the bottom of the shaft of your penis and then shoving it in your unsuspecting partner's mouth.
John says; wow last night I gave my girlfriend a Wet Willy Nelson after a sensual 45 minute round of masterbation. She vomited profusely for 7 minutes, and then came back for round 2!!!
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Refering to someone who is high on pot. This is because Willie Nelson got caught with pot in his trailer.
Have you been in Willie Nelson's trailer ?
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Female masturbation using the fingers only; the pubic hair, of course, represents Willy's beard, and the vagina, Willy's mouth.
I caught my mother gagging Willy Nelson in her room last weekend.
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During the act of masturbation ejaculate in a gatorade bottle place a funnel in your anus and stand on your head as semen goes into your intestines then vomit the mixture up and use it for lubrication or as your next favorite salad dressing
Joe: Hey man im lookin for something real cheap for lube
Dylan: try a Willie Nelson Dude
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Statement applicable to any person who has dropped alcohol in favor of marijuana
I love gin but it makes me violent and stupid. Therefore, as a gesture to both my girlfriend and my local PD, I've gone Willie Nelson in 2008.
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a dick that has had so much sexual arrousment in a short period of time that it is unable to carry on in its current physical state
"i had sex with three hoes and my wang has been limp all week
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