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the best peson you will ever know, he is a great wingman, friend, and fucker
1. "Dude, I was so nervous when I went to talk to her but I brought my buddy, Wilson, and he helped so much, now we're going out
2. "I got really drunk last night at the party and probably would have done something really stupid if it weren't for my friend Wilson
3. "I had sex with Wilson(or a Wilson), it was great, the best sex ive ever had
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noun: a handprint of lube on a frilly bedspread found after a ground-shattering anal sesh.
After Kyle raided Kristen’s bum, they noticed Wilson was there too and had spied in on the event. Oh, Wilson.
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A complete fuck up, some one who breaks everything he touches, means well but lethal to anything mechanical.
Who broke that ? Wilson did !!
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(v.) The act of swatting an important and/or fragile item from another persons grasp, particularly food, before forcing the owner to pick it up off the ground or otherwise clean-up the mess. The degree of success from "Wilsoning" is proportional to the amount of desire the owner had for the item.
"I totally wilsoned that ice cream right out of Dave's hand - I think I made him cry."
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The art of fingering a female while she is on her period, then slapping your bloody hand on the females ass cheek. #castaway #tomhanks
Tammy was on her period, so I fingered the shit out of her and gave her the ole Wilson.
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The worst town in all of the world, we have a bowling alley, parking lots and a movie theater. Its where the kids smoke weed and do dip. The adults all leave whenever they get a chance. People cannot even properly pronounce the name of their town, Wiltson is how it is pronounced around here. Guy Harvey shirts are far to prominent, most of the poplulation doesnt know what the word prominent means. If your clothes dont have a fish, a deer, a gun, or a rebel flag on them you are an outcast. Thats good old Wilson for you!
Welcome to Wilson we have absolutely nothing!
Oh no you had to go to Wilson I'm so very sorry
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Penis, but not necessarily an erect one. Willy is short for Wilson, and is more commonly used.
That geezer got his Wilson out in public. Don't be such a Wilson!
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