wilt

an analogy to a plant when it is wilting. doubling over towards the ground. to become weak.
without h2o-dehydrated.

stop farting your making me wilt

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wilt

Red character from the show "Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends" who lacks an arm, and has a friendly deminor, almost to a fault. Also a favorite character from the show for most people. Voice is done by former MadTV cast member Phil LaMar

Wilt from "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends" sure is a swell guy

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wilted

when someone gets dissed bad and they don't say anythin

GUY-dude ur a fucking idiot and i banged ur mom

GUY 2-uhhhhh.....

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Wilted

Something that is tired/broken/rusted.

Alternatively someone who is black out drunk

Dude John just blacked out in the bathroom, fucker is wilted

WILT

Social networking abbreviation for "What I'm Listening To". This abbreviation is used to share songs and artists to which you are currently listening, and would like to share with others. Usually followed by a brief description or note that would fall within Twitter's posting limitations.

WILT: "Passenger Seat" by Death Cab for Cutie. Great lyrics, very light and dreamy tune.

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clit wilt

the polar opposite of sexual arousal; when something turns you off so severely that you can actually feel your clitoris shrinking back in revulsion. this is the female equivalent of a boner death.

oftentimes,
extreme narcissism -> instant clit wilt

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The Wilt Chamberlain

When you and your partner go through over 100 different sexual positions in a allotted time of 48 minutes.
If you successfully do it you are awarded a prize.

D: yo wheres Devon
G: yeah he's in the hospital
D:why?
G:he attempted the Wilt Chamberlain and his back severely cramped up..
D:poor soul