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Male version of a 'wench'
A callipygian male, typically feminine, seducer, charmer, debaucher, seen around pubs, bars, and clubs;
wherever parties are, and fun is to be had.
Like the word wench, A winch is a softer, less-offending version of minx, tramp or harlot.
Girl 1: Wow, do you see that guy over there getting everyone's attention?
Girl 2: Yeah, wow, that's totally a winch.
Girl 1: For real, a winch for sure.
An emo boy who has far overgrown and killed the trend. He lacks fashion sense and will take any excuse to dress up in women's clothing; he is secretly a drag queen. Though he claims to be straight, he shows signs of uncontrollable obsession towards his lady counterparts, to the point that a female individual may believe he just wants to be one of them.
When in an argument, the Winch often steals his enemies disses on account of he is too dysfunctionally retarded to invent his own. He lacks self confidence- he is extremely insecure and his sadness is overpowering. However, he compensates for his lack of self by creating an overbearingly cocky facade. Furthermore, once dissed, he takes the insult as a complement and replies with a "thanks ;D", or "lul i knoe you are! =D xD"
(Do not become a Winch. For if you do, your friends will hate you. Then you will claim that you got bored of them first, and they are just jealous because millions of people like you. The whole world will then deny liking you and you will be shot dead on the spot.)
Person 1: "Wow, lookit that ugly, lanky psalm tree!"
Person 2: "Golly, it's awfully comparable to a winch!"
Person 1: "How unfortunate... poor coconuts."
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The process of seducing a member of the opposite sex significantly younger than you, then realising that just because they're young, they aren't necessarily blind.
"That guy is totally pulling a winch"
"How can you tell?"
"He's got a beard. She's got a lunch box"
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Shorter name for Winchester Rifle, usually where quick and frantic action is necessary where syllables get chopped.
LoRes: Scoots, t3h zombies R = coming!1!1one
Scoots: DONU"T Fear!1!6! I upgraded my infratranet to a TI-83+ Connexion!
LoRes: ...That's a type of calculator...
Scoots: FSIK!!1! uR YOUR ur're Clam Chowdah has done it again!!199
LoRes: Dammit Scoots! Winmen keep PM/IMing me! I'm pinned down in a Winmen Convoy* (*conversation) GET THE WINCH!!!1onehundredeleven!1
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The nickname of the small town in Massachusetts named Winchendon.
Where do you live? I live in the Winch dude!
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a gasoline motor that coils a rope between 22 and 25 mph and tows wakeboarders and wakeskaters alike. usualy to do pool gaps or to ride in places were a boat, waverunner or even a 50 cc cant get to
scott killed it at the toe jam when he pulled that nose slide off the pool on his wakeskate! during the winch session.
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