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A Wingman is a buddy that takes care of the ugly fat friend who is always standing two feet next to the hot chick you want to get with. The Wingman is also responsible for going along with any lies you may tell during the evening. If you say you are from Italy and are just visiting for the weekend your Wingman is forced to back up that story and any other lies you tell the hot chick.
Rocco was my Wingman last night. He occupied that hot chicks ugly fat friend so I could go in for the kill. Rocco is truly a "Wingman".
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A fellow man who makes one or more sacrifices so that you, his friend, can have the best chance at hooking up with a woman in any given situation.
Japser is a thoroughbred wingman: he ate the garlic clove out of that olive so I wouldn't have dragon breath
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taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream
song: wingman - coors light
This chick's rockin' your bro on the dance floor, but she towing an anchor, a junior investment banker... she's talken about her self and not much more, wohh ohhh, so buy her a beer.. that's the reason your here... mighty wingman
your taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream...
Dylan and Bryant took one for the Team, so our friend Joe could get some...
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Verb of wingman; actively assiting in getting, or replacing a woman for a bro. This can be at/during a party or in real time.
"Dude, thanks for wingmaning me at the party last night. I totally got laid thanks to you!"
-When you and your buddy go out to the bar/a party. And let's say you meet a hot chick, but there's a catch she's got an annoying or ugly friend. It's your buddy's job "The Wingman" to keep the "other chick" occupied so she won't want to leave. No one wants to talk to her, and she's jealous that her "hot friend" is getting attention. While your Wingman is keeping her occupied and preventing any "cockblocking" from happening you are free to make your move(s). You can even use your Wingman as an excuse for her to leave with you. "Look, your friend is having a great time. My buddy and her seem to be hitting it off real well. Come on, let's go back to your place."
As with the pleasure comes the pain, you have to take the Wingman position the next night so your buddy can be the Gunner.
On rare occassion(s) the next morning you will not know who was the Wingman, and who was the Gunner. Because they both looked ugly/annoying at the beginning of the night, but by the end of the night they were both hot!
"Mike took the Wingman position with honor that night."
"Yea, we weren't sure who was the Wingman on that morning."
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A partner in crime - true friend ... that person who will always have your back, no matter what. He/She wil SaVe you.
This person is especially helpful when breaking into houses, or just going out to pick up some biddies.
It is not unusual for wingmen to be romantically involved.
-Dude, thanks for being my wingman we have had some good times
-Hey anytime man I'll never forget
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The wingman is your best friend to party with because he is always up for anything and is ridicafunbut is also incredibly skilled at preventing you from making an ass of yourself by any means necessary up to and including getting just a little drunker or doing something just a little crazier to draw attention away from you. Most often achieves goal of saving your reputation by convincing you to leave wherever you are with the promise of going somewhere way more fun where everyone is hotter.
You: Dude, I'm going to challenge my boss to a beer chugging contest.
Wingman: Too easy, he doesn't stand a chance. Let's hit the nudie bar and do shots instead.
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