The Witcher 3

The worst thing you could ever play, because once you do, it'll ruin every other game for you.

"Whats wrong with Dick? He hasn't logged onto steam in a month"
"Oh you haven't heard? He played The Witcher 3"
"NO! Not Dick!"
"I'm sorry."

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witcher 3

It's the definition of U R MOM GAIE
THE SHIET

Also full of Sexy scene

-Person 1: i dont like the witcher seri....
-Person 2: U R MOM GAIE
-Person 1: NO U
Person 2: goes home and play the witcher 3

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The Witcher 3

The first game in the The Witcher 3 series

The Witcher 3 is the first game most people have played in the Witcher 3 series

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Toss a Coin to your Witcher

A modern way of saying to give credit to/appreciate what someone does, even if it’s easier not to. Originated from Netflix’s series “The Witcher” in which the titular character spends most of his days killing monsters for the people he meets. He is commonly viewed as an emotionless monster himself, but a bard writes a song about him in which he sings, “toss a coin to your Witcher, o valley of plenty...toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity”.
Geralt of Rivia (the Witcher) is often seen and treated as an outcast, but he’s mostly just trying to help people, so toss him a coin.

“Jeez man, my mom’s been such a bitch lately.”
“How do you mean?”
“She’s so controlling, dude. She won’t even let me to to Todd’s party this weekend.”
“Dude, you know that’s because she’s trying to keep you out of trouble. Yeah she can be strict, but toss a coin to your Witcher, man. She’s tryin’ her best.

Toss a Condom to your Witcher

Geralt of Rivia was a slayer of the pussy. This is the song tribute to him.

Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plenty, Oh Pussies are plenty, oh oooh oohhhhh
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh

Toss a coin to your Witcher

Updated 2020 version of jog on or go away inspired by the hit Netflix series.

If you don't like what you see, you can toss a coin to your Witcher buddy

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Witcher

A person that has suffered several mutations, gifting them with several resistances and magical powers. These folk are tasked with the hunting of monsters, dispelling of curses and concocting of potions, for a fair price.

I had to hire a witcher to help me with a curse that was haunting my daughter. - some peasant.