Laser

It is the one word that can override shotgun. Whenever someone calls shotgun before you, and you call out laser, you get the seat.

Situation: Micky, David, and Pilar are happily eating in greasy fast food joint, when Micky gets the call: their mom is pulling up on the corner.

Micky jumps out of his seat and heads towards the door. Just before the door closes, Micky lets his siblings know that the car is approaching.

Micky: Shotgun. Ha ha ha. Ha.

Pilar and David: Shotgun!

Micky: Too bad! I called it. Better luck later, losers.

Pilar: Well, laser! Now what, punk.

Micky and David, then, get into the backseat of the car with an air of humiliation.

Pilar whispers: Laser beats all.

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laser

A gun used to zap people with and shit

I'll shoot you with my lazor piece.

Pew! Pew! Pow! Zap! Boing!

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laser

One of the highest adjectives in describing something completely awesome.
The only thing above laser, is lasermazing.

Yeah, that MF DOOM track was pretty laser.

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laser

Another word for a cumshot; ejaculate

After getting head, I lasered her face.

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laser

Dr. Evil's secret invention to be used to sear the Earth. Air-quotes are to be used when saying this word.

Mini-Me, please stop humping the "laser"!

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lasered

stoned to the bone

Pothead1: Dude im so high right now.

Pothead2: Dude youre beyond high, youre lasered

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laser

1. A device that converts incident electromagnetic radiation of mixed frequencies to discrete frequencies of highly amplified and coherent ultraviolet, visible, or infrared radiation.

2. The only thing that trumps shotgun when riding in a car. It is the driver's final call, but otherwise if you yell laser, you ride in the passenger seat. Does not work if nobody has called shotgun yet. If you yell shotgun, you can't yell laser too.

1. I'm going to use my laser to point at this piece of paper
2. person 1: shotgun
person 2: laser
person 1: god damn it.

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