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reese witherspoon

A famous actress that is apparently stalked by some and vigorously hated by others.

Wow, urbandictionary.com contributers sure are opinionated, aren't they? Some of these definitions creep me out, no one should know THAT much about a celebrity (reese witherspoon).

by JPJiggly December 9, 2007

96πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž


reese witherspoon

she's classy, kind, stylish, intelligent (she attended stanford university), pretty, a good mother, down-to-earth, and most of all, an amazing actress. some of her excellent movies include legally blonde, sweet home alabama, just like heaven, and walk the line (which she won best actress for). she is my favorite actress.

Reese Witherspoon is a wonderful role model for women.

by ~*~*~ June 14, 2006

449πŸ‘ 824πŸ‘Ž


Queef Witherspoon

when a girl's friend places her legs behind her head and plungers her vagina until it makes the ultimate queef.

Hey i heard Megan just got a Queef Witherspoon in the other room. *Glurp

yea i just heard it too *Blurrrrb

by QueefWitherspoons April 5, 2011

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


reese witherspoon

A gorgeous down to earth brilliant actress who was married to a man who looked more feminine than she did and who also did not deserve her

Ryan Phillipe divorced Reese Witherspoon because she won an oscar and he was'nt man enough to handle it.

by juiice February 8, 2007

200πŸ‘ 753πŸ‘Ž


the Reese Witherspoon effect

when a famous person possesses so much pure, wholesome, almost maternal/paternal energy that it becomes impossible to sexualize them or truly find them hot no matter how good-looking they are

"i wish i could think this person is hot, but they've got the reese witherspoon effect"

by vanookirby May 20, 2020


John Witherspoon Basketball Team

The John Witherspoon Basketball Squad was usually not the best. The 2019-2020 team was the best of all time. The team put up historic numbers. Running point, Alex had the most wide open layups in league history. Shooting guard, Remy had insane numbers all around, he had the most 3’s in franchise history and the highest 3’s% in league history. Small Foward, Pasquale has set the record of most techs and most fights in league history, he averaged about 4.2 fights per game. At Power forward, John Robert was a really good player, he got recruited to play in New Hampshire. John Robert had the most blocks in league history with 11.3 per game. Starting center was 6’ 9” Jihad. Jihad was one of the best centers in league history as he averaged 24.2 rebounds per game. This starting 5 was amazing and there bench also was really good as they put up the most numbers for being on the bench. This squad was coach by the one and only Coach Carter (AKA πŸ›’ πŸ‘‚). One of the reasons why Witherspoon played so well was due to the massive fan section. Some fans gave Alex some Gobstoppers, this gave him the energy he needed. The fan section was helpful because they always made tons of noise when the opponents were shooting. The best part about this team was that after the games ended, Carter would play a game in the locker room, it was dodge ball but with markers and only Carter could throw them. Carter ended up winning coach of the day one day. This is a season for the books.

I don’t wanna play against the John Witherspoon Basketball Team because they will fuck me in the ass.

by issajokebro February 11, 2021


Witherspoon

A really thicc boy

Damn he so witherspoon!

by Thiccezboy69 January 22, 2018