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The best rapper ever. He puts everything into his music and you should look him up on any streaming service that you listen to music on.
OMG have you heard Witt Lowry's new song it is so good.
One who loves to have thumbs and other objects put into his buthole and other bodily cavities. One who sleeps while dreaming of other mens body parts in his. Has been known for screaming and moaning in his sleep. Loves to have other warm MALE bodies atop his own and dreams of the day that one man will finally satisfy is ever-loving desire for a warm, throbing, thick, juicy male genitlia to be thrust into his buttox. Great roommate though! Known for being extremely organized and always ontop of his business. But back to the main topic Devan's are also known for loving the same gender whether it is a girl or guy all Devans love the feeling of the same gender on there skin. Have very poor dance skills, one might even say that there dancing compares to that of the organism named shelby. Lastly to conclude todays lesson Devan's are infatuated with the idea of thumbs. Thank you that is all!
"OMG did you hear that Devan Witt last night?!"
"Yea whats worse is he's my roommate!"
"Wow sorry bro!"
"Man I feel like such a Devan Witt looking at that other guys ass"
"Your such a Devan BRO! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
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A tool of a person, who gererally resembles the character caillou from the kids show. Also a person who tends to try and use urban dictionary definitions as pick up lines. Generally good at football, but a total tool none the less.
"Dude did you see that guy who looks like that kid from that PBS cartoon try and use an urban dictionary definition as a pick up line?
Yeah, he's pretty good at football...
Pfff...What a Cooper witt."
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A person with a massive forehead/receding hairline.
You look like Adam Witte.
You forehead is as big as Adam Witte.
An ugly motherfucker with a Big ass forehead
that adam witte mothafucka blinded me due to the reflection of his fivehead
More wittyy? :
Created by: Neel and Kim I dont wanna put last names, cuz i know there are alot of weird people out there...
-and yes i mean YOU.
its ok, you'll become witt-ier? < is that a word? just keep reading my status updates everyday. yeah, they are pretty bad. lol.
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