wowerful

liquid sunshine, the most beautiful feeling in the world. Usually said after having an orgasm.

Justin, oh my god! that was wowerful!!

One Foot wower

it wows my audience with it's size. Emphasis on my. I have a one foot wower, and you have a one inch wonder

Imagine having a one inch wonder when you can have a one foot wower.

Wower

The art of combining a wank and a shower simultaneously.......similar to a kwank where the individual partakes in a sleep shortly following a wank...

Fuck sorry mate, I didn't reply to your message because I was taking a wower / having a kwank

Wower

It's just wow but more wowey.

Guy 1: "We won our game yesterday!"
Guy 2: "Wow!"
Guy 1: "I also scored a goal."
Guy 2: "Wower!"