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Usually applied to females, a derogatory term for people who cling to others in hopes of entering a relationship with them.
A wompus may text, call, email, or facebook stalk her prey excessively. Beware her power.
"Dude, did that girl call you back yet?"
"Yeah. About fifty times. She's a wompus. I can't deal."
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is a giant girl who has the body and self perception of a large man bear. Assumes dude roles like: 1) being down with the dudes at all hours of the day 2) burping real gross and out loud while eating tons of gas station food with her dude friends 3) smoking a cigarette while taking a shit 4) Making up or using dude words like Wickedage and Ape Shit...etc. Scale-wise, the average female is as tall as a Wompus waist. The Wompus often feels she is by far cooler than all other girls including those of her own species, but knows she will lose any fight to a girl half her size.
Girl: You are a Wompus!
Wompus: If you got beef let's fuckin' grill it, man.
Voicemail (mind you this is at all hours of the day including the morning): What's Up, Man. You've reached (insert Wompus name) I can't hear my phone because I'm at a show.
synonyms: yeti man bear planet of the apes huge morbidly obese
antonyms: average girl, petite, fine
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A mythical creature that is known as the angriest creature on earth. The wompus, according to myth, has no asshole and so no ability to shit, but is cursed with an insatiable appetite. As a consequence, the wompus is the angriest creature on earth. A truly anally retentive person can become a wompus by retaining so much, that his or her asshole closes itself up permanently.
That wompus is one mean sum bitch
the state of being an ass to others.
John Kerry was being very wompus during the election.
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WHA-UM-PUSS. Noun. Adj.
A particular being and/or entity that tells very long and often, hard to believe stories, in and around the greater Oklahoma City metro area.
"Dude. I saw Wompus last night!" "Dude. Dont feed wompus, he'll start calling again."
"Since, when did you get all Wompus on me?"
"Tammy is over there. He's all wompused out dude.
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a word used to describe deep pussy
dang my girlfriend has a huge fetty wompus