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Wong

A piece of hair or a group of hairs, that stick up in the back of your head, unnoticed by you, and it getting a huge amount of laughs.

Look!! Henry has a huge Wong!!
Dude, just so you know, you have a huge wong

by Nemo Johnson December 29, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 180๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wong

Someone who is a silly poo or had a blonde moment and gets something wrong

Oh my gosh you wong
Told you ya wong

by Squirrelmonkey October 17, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wong

The word that comes up in phones that use the iTap entry mode instead of "zomg."

Sam: ZOMG I just painted my nails black!

Graham: WONG!!!

by Qianwrenth September 10, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 182๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wong

The art of taking a beer bong full of wine.

Fill up the wong! Dude, that was delicious!

by Alex McDonald December 8, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 461๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wong

A mean or harmful word used toward Homosexuals

You fuckin' Wongs You Wong or You Son of a fuckin' Wong

by Steven Gonzales April 26, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 267๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wong

The concatenation of "woman" and "pong". The effect a male suitor or partner experiences while waiting for a woman to get ready, as she bounces from room to room - bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, closet, living room, etc. - assembling herself for an evening out. Much as the video game pong bounces a ball between to moving paddles, the effect is monotonous, boring, endless and/or frustrating.

"I got there at 7pm like we had agreed upon, but due to an hour and a half of wong, we did not leave her house until 8:30. This explains my tardiness and the stiffness of the drink currently in hand."

by Brandon Peele September 14, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 454๐Ÿ‘Ž


wonged

A white guy who gets toyed with by an asian hottie and then is not given any sexual release.

- Man, that smokin' asian was all over you in the club. Wish I was you last night!
- Ya, right. She bolted for home as soon as we left the club. Said her parents had a curfew.
- What, you didn't even get to jack on her bitty asian titties?!? Dude, you've been wonged! That shit ain't right.

by Foo man choo June 5, 2011

81๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž