Derived from the Italian: sei figa de legno - You've got a pole up your arse. (Literally translates as you have a wooden pussy). A frigid woman, stuck-up, in terms of refusing sex.
"Don't take any wooden pussy" that can be heard at the end of the 1979 movie "The Wanderers" by Philip Kaufman.
Girl: that chick is hot.
Guy: I guess, but she looks like she has a wooden pussy.
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coffin. invented/ polularized by Tom Waits.
have you seen Jimmy?
man, you haven't heard? Jimmy is in a wooden kimono these days, 6 feet under.
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A wooden onesie is a coffin.
โYou fucked my sister?! Iโll put you in a god damn Wooden onesie you foreskin chomping thundercunt!!โ
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A very old, outdated, slow, laggy computer.
ZOMG the lag, is host on a wooden computer!!??
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The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.
No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!
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A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.
Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!
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the prize you should get for 4th place as gold is for 1st, silver is for 2nd, bronze is for 3rd
Even though Charlie finished outside the top 3, he ran a good race. I think he deserves the wooden medal.
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