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When a caucasian has some negroid ancestory there is said to have been a Nigger in the Woodpile, usually said if the caucasian has some negroid traits like kinky hair.
That boys family must've had a nigger in the woodpile.
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The Harris breeding ground for High Tech Red Necks having common sense equivalent to that of their own asses.
Wiley's been spending a lot of time in the woodpile lately.
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The act of shitting on one's chest, face, legs or other body part and then proceeding to piss all over the turd logs while chewing leaf tobacco.
"Dude, see that girl? Two weeks ago she wanted to know what a Golden Woodpile was, so I started plopping a couple logs on her tit's when she threw up, from the chew-spit in her mouth, before I could piss on her chest, it was gnarly"
A hefty bowel movement left simmering in an un-flushed toilet either by accident OR for the purpose of shocking subsequent users of the bowl
After a hot make-out session at the club, she took me back to her apartment for sex. Having to piss real bad, I went to use the john. Imagine my shock and horror when I opened the lid and was confronted with a Frenchman's woodpile.
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This metaphor refers to the solution to a puzzling problem. The context is that a hiding black slave would blend into the woodpile and wouldn't be noticed at first glance.
"Ah, now you've found the 'nigger in the woodpile.'"
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A person who slithers around causing trouble for others while keeping thier hands clean in a group. Example a co-worker using manipulation to get another person to tell on a 3rd.
Watch your back, he is the snake in the woodpile.
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A variation of the infamous "cleveland steamer" where you pull the girl's panties up over the poop after shitting on her chest.
A proper "tarp on a woodpile" is executed when you stretch the panties up over the poop while she is still wearing them (note that "granny panties" work best, thongs are quite challenging).
It is also acceptable (but not as desirable) if her panties have already been tossed aside to simply place them on top of the poo.
Tom, having grown tired of giving Viv nightly cleveland steamers, decided to make good use of her laundry-day granny panties and give her a "Tarp on a Woodpile."
As a souvenir of the momentous occasion and Tom's inventive sexual aptitude, Viv had the granny panties framed and displayed in the living room for all to see. (She bought new ones for laundry day)
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