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A game were nobody but the company taking your money wins. Often replaces one's social life.
Obese gamer: *Snort*OMFG!! I'm almost to Level 49!!! Lawlz!!!
---3 thousand miles away at Blizzard Entertainment---
Blizzard CEO: Wow! Who knew soaking in a swimming pool full of Cristal and women could be so fun! Release the World of Warcraft expansion pack, so I can afford the house of solid gold!
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A video game that millions of people choose to play during their spare time.
Some people choose to spend their spare time watching laguna beach or bromance. Personally, I'd rather slay a giant fucking dragon in World of Warcraft. So fuck off.
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a game played by millions of people who don't realize that they have signifigant others who haven't heard from them in ages.
friend of WoW player- "hey sara and i are gonna go eat out, want to come? you can take your girlfriend"
WoW player- "oh shit! i have a what? i promised to call her two weeks ago!"
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The day that WoW shuts down 3.5 million suicides will be taken place all over the world.
Blizzard Worker: "Its the end of the world..... of warcraft"
suicide, World of Warcraft, blizzard, world, WoW
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An insanely popular Massive-Multiplayer Online RPG. Populated by over 7 million people, it has been dubbed a game that sucks away your soul because out of those 7 million, about 1000 of them are trolls on all freaking day without sleep or sustinence of any kind. While most complete idiots claim it causes weight gain, acne, and no social life, this isn't nessecarily true because
1. Many people are fat, and it's not because they play WoW. It's because they eat alot. Only complete renobs claim that WoW all day causes severe weight gain, because even when you do absolutely nothing, you burn calories by living and breathing. WoW only makes you fat if you constantly keep a bag of doritos by your desk and stuff your craw. Like a retard.
2.Acne is caused by adolescence and bad cleanliness. WoW has nothing to do with hormonal imbalances and not taking a shower.
3. WoW only takes away your social skills if you have the willpower of a particularly stupid puppy. If you play WoW and have no social skills, it's not because Warcraft is at fault. You might simply be a nerd, you might be shy, you might prefer to think before you speak unlike the rest of the earths population, or you might be an arse.
averageposteronthissite: omg!!!111! world of warcraft destroyed my life! i lost my girlfriend all my friends and my family thinks im a loser all cuz of wow!
me: No, you lost everything because you're a freaking loser. Blaming everything on a computer game is just a stupid excuse.
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A very good game made by the richest company in the world, but can be addicting only if you let it take over your life. It's cool to play for 5-6 hours on the weekend only when you don't have anything that needs done. Other than that on the week days you shouldn't be on it more than 2.
Me: Let's go do some motocross
Addicted Friend: Nah, My guild wants to do raids all day.
Me: But it's Friday afternoon don't you want to wait til night?
Addicted Friend: Nah, fuck off I want my epic bow to poon everyone with lmao.
That's the level you don't want to play World of Warcraft at no puns intended....allthough I did raid with him earlier that day.
That which will prevent you from ever having to bother having sex with a fellow human being ever again.
"Honey? When are you going to be done playing World of Warcraft?"
"I'll be off in a second, babe."
*Several hours pass*
"Sweetheart?"
"I'll just play for another hour, sweetie."
*Several days pass*
"Um, Alex?"
"I'm getting right off, I swear."
*Several months pass. Guy finally gets off computer.*
"Okay, baby, what was it?"
*Girl's stuff is all gone. Crickets chirp in the distance.*
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