Social Justice Worriers

A person advocating for social justice.

SJWs often ultimately mean well in their points however they take it to a whole new level. These people are often overly sensitive and referred to as "emotional butterflies". If you disagree with what they preach, then it's a personal insult to them. They will get triggered or set off by anything that offends them in the slightest. These people are to be avoided.

(Note: Not all feminists are social justice worriers, but for this explanation, a feminist will be used to demonstrate the topic)
Man: Here miss, I'll hold the door open for you
SJW: Oh, why? Is it because women can't do it themselves? I'm offended that you would do that.
Man: Oh, I'm sorry (closes door in SJW's face)

(yes, this did actually happen)

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Minge Worrier

It's a bit like a sheep worrier, but these guys like to provoke vaginas. A Minge Maestro is good at giving pleasure, while a Minge Worrier is only interested in folding vaginas for his/her own pleasure.

How'ya gorgeous, you don't know me, but me name's dave and I'm one hell of a Minge Worrier.

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Keyboard worrier.

Some one who caps locks you in an argument and thinks they are great for being able to. And also only makes fun of you on the internet and doesn't say it to your face.

Example: Stop caps locking me and thinking your the best... You little keyboard worrier.

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Worrier Warrior

A person characterized by significant worry, to the point of being a champion of worry.

The graduate student attempted to study, only to be met with extreme worry. The roommate came in and noted said extreme worry, distressing “you’re worrying too much, worrier warrior.”

weekend worrier

A person who engages in their chosen hobby only at the weekends, but, instead of enjoying themselves, spends the entire time preoccupied with troubling thoughts of a mostly mundane nature, e.g. office politics, family strife, the spectre of their own mortality.

'Yeah, I guess you could call me a 'weekend worrier'. Note how I pronounced 'worrier' /wʌri:ə/, not /wɒri:ə/', which is probably what you expected me to say... It's a play on words I sometimes do to amuse people, but usually just myself... Well, I like it... Aaanyway, great party, hey? Fleeting distraction from the universal certainty that we'll all be dead one day... Yep, nice talking to you, too.'

Corona-worrier

A person who cares a bit too much for the corona virus and who it has killed. Most common in the elderly, people with anxiety, and many others.

All those corona-worriers knocked all the stores plain out of stock!