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I would

May be used to simply express that they find this person attractive, but is a short way of saying you would engage in sexual activity with said person; 'I would do things with them', emphasis is put on the 'I'.
Often given as a response to "would you?"
May be used comedically or by immature dickheads in public who think women are objects

"Damn see that girl there? Would you?"
"Yeah mate, I would"

by WhichAlias August 14, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


I would

A phrase used by complete tossers who think they're a babe magnet:

Guy1: ah mate, shes so FIT
Guy2: yeah mate, I would.. i'd bang her so hard
Me: ummmm no you wouldn't; you're a prick

by Adi Redfern December 12, 2009

60๐Ÿ‘ 102๐Ÿ‘Ž


I would

Something you say when you see a fit women

JIM - "Shes Fit!"
BARRY - "I would, DEFFO!!"

by Pammywammywoo March 7, 2006

47๐Ÿ‘ 149๐Ÿ‘Ž


I would _____ to _____

A phrase that shows you really want or are obsessed with something.

I would incinerate myself for 5 second (and be immediately put out after, of course) to go see this movie.

by dj gs68 July 19, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


I would

The standard answer to the question wouldya?
It signifies the fact that one would chuck it in the girl in question.

Cuttie - "Hey, Sheldon... Wouldya?"
Sheldon - "No man"
Cuttie - "I would"
Sheldon - "Dude, she's a total neen!!"

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

30๐Ÿ‘ 144๐Ÿ‘Ž


i would like that..

When a guy is texting or talking on the phone with his girl, and he askes her to go somewhere and 'hang out' with him (he's actually asking her on a date) and she says "I would like that" then you guys go out, and she stares at your lips. Well boy, its your chance to kiss your lucky ladie!

(Texting)

Tommy: hey babe, wanna go to the movies and hangout?
Jenny: I would like that..(:

Tommy: alright see you there.

(at the movies)

Tommy: hey Jenny!
Jenny: hey! *Jenny stares at Tommy's lips*

Tommy: *kisses Jenny*

by whyDoYouCareStalkerMuch77 November 6, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


I Would Rather

A phrasing technique originating in Palo Alto, California, which states an obscene preference to something the speaker wishes to avoid.

Chris: Hey, want to go to the unaccompanied sax concert? I hear the performer is pretty casj.

Julian: I would rather eat a sack of writhing gerbils than do that.

by Hombre3000 March 3, 2010

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