wowch

What to say when something amazingly, fantasticly good happens, but something crappy and/or painful does at the same time.

Just as he pulls in to his house, Dan sees that he has the car he's always wanted in the driveway, beside a sack full of money, with a beautiful girl atop it, and it's Superbowl Sunday, and he's just won the lottery. Amidst his mid-joy a midget breaks in, drops an anvil on his foot, kicks him in the balls, and attaches a lobster with anger issues to his ass.

Dan: WOWCH!!!!

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Wowch

A reaction used when somebody does or says something unexpected/insulting. A combination of wow and ouch. Can be extended to Wowwwch when reacting to a really low blow.

Jimmy: I bought all of us a shot! Everyone except you, Brittany.

Brittany: Wowch!