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When you've failed to pull a long stray hair out of your food and later go to lay your fæces, only to have a piece of the turd swinging like a wrecking ball from the hair, out of your anus, threatening to demolish the porcelain walls of your toilet bowl by smearing them in shit.
Goodness gracious, I went to the toilet and part of my turd was hanging like a wrecking ball. It must have been a hair from the indians at the dairy.
These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.
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Unable to find each other buttholes, the two men began wrecking balls.
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When a male pulls off his pants and steps over another person, who is currently asleep, and then proceeds to sing "I came in like a wrecking ballll....!!!!" and swings his testicles across the now awaken victim.
"Dude, I was at Dave's sleepover last night and I totally Wrecking Balled Owen.
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When a guy whips his junk around and starts smashing shit with it
that wrecking ball just left a hole in the girls face!
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a fucked up fetish where women hook a round ball of 5 to 10 pounds to there pussy and swirl it around like there's no tomorrow, while playing the song wrecking ballsack. You have to be careful when girls are doing this shit because the bitch can hit you in the fucking face by accident.
Girl-you hit me like a wrecking ball!
man-eyo you got a fucking weight hooked up to your stinky pussy
girl-so I don't cat caaaaaaaare cuz youuuuuu hit meeeeeeeeeee likeeeeee a wreccccking baaaaaaaaaaal
man(beats the shit out of the chick)
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The process of smacking testicles with testicles during homosexual anal sex
Did you hear? John and Dan were wrecking balls!
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When nailing a chick hardcore...your balls are slapping her so hard...you leave red marks like you are gonna tear through her anal cavity.
I was banging Jill last night so hard. My balls almost busted her anal hyman like a wrecking ball.
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