Wyandotte

A breed of chicken that is very pretty. Wyandottes mostly come in two varieties, silver laced and gold laced. They are very loud and will squawk constantly to get your attention. They also get really big and fat.

Person 1: Dude, I was woken up at 6:30 AM by your chickens. Do something about it or I'll call animal control
Person 2: Sorry dude, must have been my Wyandotte. Maybe I will make her into fried chicken tonight.