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When a woman sucks a man off while he takes a shit into a frying pan. Then, after the shit is properly fried, the man fork feeds the poo to her.
"Oh baby I'm hungry"
-"Mmm, eat this Blumpkin XR, ho!"
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The voluptuous task of getting's one's dick sucked while taking a shit into a frying pan. Once the shit has been seared to perfection, the man feeds the excrement into the second party's mouth.
(Sometimes abbreviated with BXR)
Why does your bitch's breathe smell like shit?
-Because I got a fucking Blumpkin XR last night, fool!
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A Call Of Duty Knifing Team Lead by a Gay leader
Damn. Xrs knifing is gay
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Seroquel XR+
An atypical anti-psychotic. Used to treat schizophrenia and possibly bipolar but due to heavy marketing is prescribed off-label as a sleep aid and for conditions like depression, insomnia. Abrupt discontinuation may produce withdrawal symptoms and definitely will if it was taken either in high doses or for a long period of time or both. A really heavy duty drug which makes you sleep insane amounts and makes you lethargic and takes your emotions away.
-My psychiatrist put me on 300mg of Seroquel XR+.
-Holy fuck, Seroquel? You gotta get off that shit now before it screws you up!
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that streaker that runs around fucking up grandmas
you are a xr savage
The iPhone XR stands for iPhone Xtra Retarded, like the iPhone XS is iPhone excess (money)
kyle: yo check out my new iphone xr!
jim: you must be extra retarded to buy the iphone xtra retarded.
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An electronic cellular device, that has a design so flawed that you'll accidentally turn on the flash light very frequently. You will not notice this mistake for god knows how long, and when you finally do you won't know how to turn it off. You'll go into blood boiling, adrenaline pumping panic with the only solution being to either restart your phone every fucking time, or throw it off a cliff and buy an android.
Jim: Hey Jimmette, your flashlight on your iPhone XR is on.
Jimmette: I know, it's been turned on for the last thirty days. I am about to throw it off a cliff and get an android instead.
Jim: That is what I had to do. The new android has sauce.
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