XS Stylez

XS Stylez - Related to UnseenXS. To have the XS Stylez means you are da madness and very x2Ds.

The hoe down the corner had the XS Stylez going ;)

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SoftGloss XS

The brightest idea ever in vehicle washing. The SoftGloss XS (by Ryko) utilizes FoamBrite, a material that enhances the gloss of a vehicle's finish with repeated washings. As it cleans, FoamBrite brings back the hidden luster of the vehicle surface.

The SoftGloss XS comes standard with features such as touch-sensing, ultrasonic mapping, and split-rotating wash arms. Optional features such as on-board dryers, upgraded tri-foam detergent, and a customized backlit logo panel are available.

My car was dirty, so I took it through the SoftGloss XS car wash. An animated raindrop character helped me select and purchase a wash package. As I drove into the wash bay, the underbody flush washed away the crap underneath my car.

When the buzzer sounded, I stopped my car and placed it in park. The SoftGloss XS foam bath covered my entire car with a thick layer of foaming detergent, helping to provide superior cleaning results.

The FoamBrite brushes began to clean and polish both the sides and top of my car. The wash cycle finished with tri-foam wax, clearcoat protectant, and spot-free rinse application. Finally, the ThrustPro dryer dried my entire car. I drove away with a clean and shiny car!

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iPhone Xs Max

An expensive ass phone which the rich bitches can buy

dude 1: did you see the new iPhone Xs Max?
dude 2: No, Is it just more expensive without any new features?
dude 1: hell Yeah!
dude 2: (lemme) go get me one.

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iPhone XS Max

The perfect $1500 Instagram and Snapchat machine for your local iShill

Apple: The iPhone XS Max proves that anyone who thought a $1000 dollar phone is overboard is fucking retarded and should die in a hole. Our vision is simple: Make a phone so expensive that everyone will buy to show off that their phone is more important than a bentley

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Three Xs and a skull and crossbones

1) Three Xs and a skull and crossbones — the description of a person, event, timing, or situation that is absolute toxic. This can be spoken or typed as the following emoji: “XXX☠️”

2) Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, you can date her / him if you want to. She’s / he’s hard on a lover — three X’s and a skull and crossbones. You’ll be lucky if you escape with your nuts / uterus!!!!!!!!

Letting an Amazon warehouse into your community is three Xs and a skull and crossbones for local small businesses. The work conditions are oppressive and after they are established themselves and their market; they replace as many workers as possible with automation.

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Super Straight XS Pro Max

You're straight af, to the point you only biological females are visible to you.

Girl: "I like this guy's shirt, would love to see you wearing his style."
Guy: "Can't see him, I'm Super Straight XS Pro Max"

patty xs

Patty xs is a secret code which means I adore you, care for you, appreciate you, or I love you

Patty xs