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Xi Jinping

A leader of a major country that is so fucking insecure about himself, he can't handle being compared to a fictional Yellow Bear.

That Xi Jinping mf does resemble Winnie the Pooh.

by Tycho47 October 7, 2022

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Xi Jinping

Xi Jinping, commonly referred to as Xinnie the Pooh due to his striking resemblance to Winnie the Pooh, is the current president of China. He says that you are to only have 1 child, play only 1 hour of video game per weak, say that nothing happened in 1989, and say that Taiwan isn't real.

Chinese Citizen: 我愛台灣,它是一個美麗的國家 1989年是天安門大屠殺發生的一年 我有3個孩子 我們每天都玩 6 個小時的電子遊戲!

Xi Jinping: 你好中國公民 不幸的是,您的社會信用評分非常低 您的執行日期設置為 2022 年 10 月 25 日

(You might wanna translate this to English.)

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022

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Xi Jinping

Xi Jinping ( ξ jin平 : in traditional chinese ) Leader of the Communist Party of China
Name of Peace, Xi Jinping is very ingenious and nice to people he loves.
He is a symbol of China, Xi Jinping may have did some errors and mistakes in this position as a leader but will always make China one of the greatest country

Xi Jinping made some bad policies

Xi Jinping International relations are the greatest

by Norsacce November 24, 2021

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Xi Jinping

God

Xi Jinping: Social Credits free!
You: REALLY?!?!
Xi Jinping: 的微博故事的时候

by Xi Jinping Social Credits November 2, 2021

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The Foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping

America as a nation defined in a single word

"It what I've long said, America's a nation that can be defined in a single word... The foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping" - Joe Biden

by SadCrybby420 April 27, 2022

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Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus

Alternate term for Chinese Virus, China Virus, CCP(Chinese Communist Party) Virus, and Wuhan Virus.

"Dude Biden is banning us from saying China virus and Wuhan virus."
"Really? What a Jinping cock sucker, just start calling it Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus or something."

by 任务:消灭所有中国共产党人 January 29, 2021

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Jinping Xi

The worst Chinese chairman. He want to be emperor.

Jinping Xi is called Baozi or Pooh in China.

by 114514 March 1, 2018

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