Yonk

A mistake or a failure. The word can usually morph into the meaning of your choice with negative connotations. Yonk does not describe people but is a description.

Bro, I just yonked my APUSH test.

I tried to talk to that guy over there.
Yeah I saw, that was a yonk.

Tommorow is going to be such a yonk!

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yonks

a very long time, usually a number of years

"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."
-Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon (Speak to Me)

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Yonk

someone who’s so painfully wrong and stupid

nivid is being such a yonk tonight

yonk

a long period of time

I waited at the restaurant for him for yonks and yonks

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yonks

Many years. Ages.

I've been living in New York for yonks now

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Yonking

To expose ones self to young female coworkers while they are using the copy machine

Eric is totally yonking that new intern

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yonks

A long time - too long to contemplate!

The quote in Floyd is closer to this: 'I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, I've been over the edge for yonks; it's working with bands so long, I think - crikey!'

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