So's ya face

So's ya face, abreviated from 'So is your face' can be used to comeback any insult in any situation. It's origins are the comedy Scrubs. But has now spread through the UK and is highly effective at confusing those of low intellect during their attempts of ripping.

Punk: "I'll smash you in!"
You: "So's ya face."
Punk: "Wha....."

Beware getting into the IQ -10 paradox

A: "(insult)"
B: "So's ya face"
A: "Ya mum"
B: "So's ya mum's face"
ect...

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swagged on ya face

grinding on someones face

He just swagged on ya face.

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fix ya face

A state of being when ones point of view is changed so drastically they in fact need their face fixed.

Symptoms include: slackjaw, wide eyes, a look of awe, a feeling of bewilderment and an overall sense that you may have just been in the presence of a God. In extreme circumstances, the act of fixing ones face has resulted in minor headaches.

It can also be used as a threat.
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'Look man, if you don't stop stealin' my jelly beans I'm gonna fix ya face!'

or

You see the hottest floosie in the bar and right as you walk up to her she faceplants. You pause then simply say, fix ya face.

If it is not used in a phrase then it is simply a state of being one is in when they see something amazing.

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Come out ya face

When someone gets loud and or provokes someone else in a heated argument or confrontation.

After phil fouled jamal while playing basketball, jamal stepped up to phil and started cursing at him and phil said:
Why you come out ya face for?

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I laugh In Ya Face

Abbreviation: LIYF
A virulent phrase meant to envoke sadness in the recipient and display pure contempt for the recipient. A term coined by Lewis Camacho (arguably the most charming and important non-intellectual of our time -beat that Chomsky-). He first used it as a defense mechanism against everything stupid and then just assaulted everyone that he encountered with it. As a result of the actual laughing it couldn't be fully understood hence It evolved into HAAAHAHA "YA FACE". See also YA FACE.

Proper Usage: Its been how many months and still no weapons of mass destruction? HAA! I Laugh in Ya Faace!

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nuts all in ya face

to teabag, literally meaning to have nuts setting on your face

Bitch, you better watch your mouth before I put my nuts all in ya face.

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I laugh In Ya Face

A phrase coined by what may be the most devastatingly Puerto Rican individual on the planet (Beat that, Ricky Martin!), meant to convey contempt for the individual it is directed towards. This is usually caused by calling sudden attention to someone's face, which is something people put a lot of effort into and are extremely self-conscious about. This phrase was created by inadvertant intellectual Lewis Camacho, which goews to prove the theory that seven thousand monkeys typing on seven thousand keyboards for seven thousand years will eventually create the complete works of Shakespeare.

You actually paid MONEY for that Justin Timberlake CD? I LAUGH IN YA FACE!

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