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Ivy leauge university located in New Haven, Connecticut founded in 1701, and has since been producing some of the finest men and women this country has ever seen. Yale is most famous for its high standards of accademic and athletic advancement and development.
Yale kicks the ass out of Harvard!
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1. The place where you get into automatically if your secondary school education cost more than 15,000 / year. Thus, the logical extention of an elite prep school education.
2. The only college in the world who publishes a full-sized book of drinking songs.
1. Dude, you hear? Another kid got into Yale. It's like Waynflete Upper School Pt. II
2. Let's bust out the beer bong and sing "Drunken Heaven while in New Haven"!
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(noun) a group of children located in an urban slum of Connecticut who spend their time trying to convince others that they are as good as or better than Harvard
(adj) second or third-rate, sub-par, short of perfection, see Cornell
James: "Hey, Neville, congratulations on your admission to Yale. It is among the most prestigious universities in the country!"
Neville: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'AMONG'? ARE YOU SAYING HARVARD IS BETTER?"
Ugggh, this platter of steamed vegetables is really Yale- I'm never coming here again.
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A prestious university located in Connecticut. Known for its nasty application board, Yale is one of the hardest schools to get into. To even qualify for acceptance, you either have to be really rich or really poor (like most Ivy schools, but Yale especially). Also famous for its flakey grading policies (gentlemen's B's) and host to some of the worlds future leaders.
Notable alumni: Prescott Bush George Bush George W. Bush, John Kerry, Bill Clinton. From wiki: All US presidents since 1989 are Yale graduates. Prescott Bush was the founder of the Bush Empire. A graduate from Yale and a strong supporter of Hitler -- The monies that thrust the family into power was grown from Jewish blood. In spite of the US government knowing Bush was laundering money for the NAZI's, they did nothing to stop it.
Special thanks to the Skull N Bones, Yale's radical professors, and the moronic graduates who keep the world spinning in chaos.
"Yale is a joke."
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Boricua slang for mujeres/women.
Singular is yal.
"Unos se preguntan que deben de hacer para motivar a las yales - guaya cintura, mujer" - Zion y Lennox, Guaya Guaya
"Oye, yal - ven aquí"
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The gayest university in the history of American tertiary education, excluding art schools.
Guy #1: Dude, I got into Yale!
Guy #2: Oh, um... OK. I totally support your lifestyle choice. Do your parents know?
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When someone you know who is extremely smart didn't get accepted to Yale. And tries to hude the fact they're a failure because they didn't get accepted to Yale. #NotHarvard
You: "Hey Randeep... Yale."
Randeep: "What? I didn't even apply there?"
You: "Yale..."
Randeep: "That makes no sense."
You: "It makes sense Yale didn't accept you..."
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