you're yanking my chain

An Amish saying that was created after people first heard about Jesus coming back to life. Today, it is commonly used when hearing about something astounding that seems like a lie.

Jebidiah: "Hey Jakob, did you hear about that Christ dude that died the other day?"
Jakob: "Yeah man, that was pretty dramatic."
Jebidiah: " DUDE I heard he UNDIED."
Jakob: "No way dude, you're yanking my chain."

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yanking your chain

jerking someone off

Jeff: Kayla is yanking my chain
Kayla: I am yanking your chain, Jeff

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just yanking your chain

Ryan K.

Ryan: Hello

and everyone else ignors....

just yanking your chain

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yank chain

(Verb) To pull a split lower than 1:30.
Synonomous with: to rip (specifically in regards to fat ergos)

All I want to do is yank chain, I don't understand all the hype about "boats."

Yank the ball and chain

To masturbate, the ball refers to the male testicles and chain refers to the actual penis

Man I'm so horny, time to yank the ball and chain

I'm so sore, I spent all day yanking the ball and chain

Yanking his chain

Jerking off

*boy bsf sends a video saying he is yanking his chain*
Was he really yanking his chain

Yanking his chain

Jerking off

He was just yanking his chain