Yao Ming

a tall man

Yo you like 7 foot 2, you yao ming

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Yao Ming

a dude who can kick shaq's azz anytime!

yao ming just smoked shaq!!

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yao ming

hottest man alive

7.5 nba player

hott

gabes bae

yao ming is gabes bae

Yao Ming

A God sent.
around 7 foot 5, and azn
He has the will and spirit of a true basketball player.
First honored azn in the NBA
He has many injuries, but he always came back with the will power.
He maytake a step down because of his injuries
but he too ka step up in all our hearts

Yao Ming is my idol, my dream

Yao Ming is my idol, my dream.
Yao Ming is 7 foot 5.
Yao Ming is the ONE

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Yao Ming

To drill a hole through someone's temple in their skull with your penis, and then proceed to fuck their brain.

Jeremy: Hey Beth, how did you enjoy being Yao Minged?
Beth:......
Jeremy: Yeah, I leave bitches speechless

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Yao Ming

A code word for "cocaine"

"Hey Mick, I heard the Rockets are in LA this weekend on their West Coast swing, and Yao Ming is going to be out on the scene tonight."

"I just spent some time in the bathroom with Yao Ming, and now I'm feeling alot taller than 7-4."

"I know he's usually yellow, but Yao is looking alot whiter than he did last weekend."

"Hey bro, did you add Yao to the evite for my birthday party this weekend?"

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yao ming

A Phrase used just like " You know what I mean? "

Fred- Hey yo Whats Cracking?
Howard-Not much, yao Ming? YAo Ming?
Fred- yeah I dig...

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