yardsale

to be a complete and utter drunk naked pig; forget shit and fuck random chicks that you probably shouldn't fuck. To lose shit or misplace things. To kiss another guy to convince him your gay so you can beat him up. To jerk off with 3 dudes in your room.

Hey dude you were a fuckin yardsale last night I cant believe you took off all your clothes and jerked off in front of everybody.

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yardsale

To lose all of your belongings (i.e. wallet or purse) either by dropping everything on the ground or having it stolen.

Amir: "Brian, what happened to your wallet"
Brian: "I'm drunk, I have no idea"
Amir: "Dudebro, you just got yardsaled!"

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Yardsale

1. an easily manipulated and credulous individual ; a term

used to describe someone who is frequently used and

discarded (used goods).

2. a universal term used in place of popular curse words to

describe people of interest.

1. Don't go for her dude, shes a yard sale.

2. Your a yardsale. Timmys a yardsale. Sarahs a yardsale.

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yardsaled

Ridiculously drunk.

Jake: Where's Chuck?
Dave: In the port-a-shitter puking. He's pretty yardsaled.

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yardsale

verb. the act of pushing the cum just delivered by a man out of your vagina after sex while taking a dump at the same time.

my hot slide turned out to be a yardsale

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yardsale

when you go to a club and spend a rediculous amount of money on drinks to get you and your friends wasted, and then something fucked up happens after that. A typical yardsale is a blackout tequila night with the boys.

Dude how much money did you spend last night and wtf happened?

Bro, visa's maxed and i lost my phone and wallet, no idea how i got home but woke up win a fire extinguisher. was definately a yardsaled night?

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Yardsale

1.For some-one to fall or trip and hit the ground making a thumping sound with some yelling "YARDSALE!" in the background.

2.For something to smash or break and some-one has to yell "YARDSALE!".

3.When Skiers or snowboarders eat shit.

1. "Man that reatrd fell out of his chair and had a big yard sale."

2."My friend smashed a coffe pot at tim hortons just so i could yell YARDSALE"

3.Avalanche + Snowboarder=YARDSALE!

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