Yeetus to the Feetus

Oh No! ur crappy boyfriend didn't cover it up and now ur pregooooo with a baby that you dont want? but don't worry grab your handy dandy friend and let them kick u in the no-no square. oh you don't have friends? don't worry this activity is totally capable to do by yourself. just don't let your conservatives parent know.

"OH MY LORD JACOB DIDNT COVER UP AND KNOW IM FRICKEN PREGNANT"
"come here"
"what are yo-"
*kicks you know where*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thanks tho, where did you learn how to do that"
"just an old yeetus to the feetus"

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YEETUS THE FEETUS NAMED CLEETUS

Most likely referring to throwing a child named Cleetus so fucking hard he is deleetus.

Guy 1: Hi I have a child named Cleetus
Guy 2: YEETUS THE FEETUS NAMED CLEETUS
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: *yeets the child*

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Yeetus To The Feetus

“Yeetus to the Feetus” is when a human, or animal, kinda *yeetz* itself. It’s just a different way of saying it, but some would rather throw the Feetus. And actual Feetus .

“Bro u look weird”
“Yeetus to the Feetus”

yeetus feetus

abortion

Someone: You got Abortion?
Some who used to be Pregnant: No, I pressed yeetus feetus.