Yeti

A skier who clearly has no idea what they are doing. Usually seen flying down a hill with their jacket wide open and flapping in the wind, hair down and flowing, goggles askew, pizza square stance, and arms wide open with poles anywhere but where they are supposed to be.

"That yeti is gonna crash into a deer or tree if he doesn't stop soon"

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yeti

Marijuana buds that have many trichomes, giving the appearance of white hair.

Often considered to be of high quality.

Yo I just got a pickup of some crazy yeti!

We are gonna smoke all of this yeti tonight!

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yeti

A large humanoid creature. Residing in extreme northern climates or nor mountain peaks. Sometimes glimpsed during intense snow storms. Will sometimes leave large footprints in the snow. It;s droppings are also said to be large

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Yeti

Also known as the Yeh Tea. Next to impossible to find especially near the bar because it is smart enough to hide until its not his round.
The names Yeti and Yetied are commonly used by the people indigenous to the region of the bar when it’s not there round, (I’ve been Yetied). Stories of the Yeti at the bar first emerged as a myth in Western popular culture in the 80’s.

I’ve been Yetied again

Yeti

The Yeti is a foul monster; that is much like a giant monkey like human, that goes to my school. The one that is seen at my school I belive is female(not sure). How you can call or communicate it is by making a sound much like the sound of what is called a Wookie; from Star Wars. Most Yeti's; at least the one that goes to my school, is excessivly hairy(thats why they invented nair). I would best adivse to stay away from this fugly beast. BEWARE THE YETI!

"Dont, go by that Yeti it might bite and give you AIDS"

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Yeti

(adj/adv) awesome, or lit, like Yeti coolers. It describes the burp after chugging a cold brew.

Person 1: Dude did you see Lebron's dunk last night?
Person 2: Yeah, man. That dunk was yeti.

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Yeti

Yeti: In other cases my ex girlfriend. Shes stinky and sounds like a wookie from star wars. She looks like one too and I hate her Fucking hair. She has rather large feet and looks like her father. All she eats is fish and tries to speak Japanese.

Bill: Omg theres the Yeti what do we do?
Tom: Do you think we sould run?!
Bill: No...Lets kill it!
Tom: Ok!
Bill: *gets sledge hammer and beats the yeti's face in*
Tom: OMG THERES YETI BLOOD ALL OVER ME I'M GONNA GET AIDS!
Bill: its ok Tom I have an potion!
Tom: OKAY!

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