Someone in power of authority such as a states attorney,police officer,judge,etc. who willfully and knowingly protects a criminal by doing unethical misconduct,corruption,bribery,theft of documents or evidence,etc.
The states attorney did a Yoder on me becuase he wanted to protect the criminal who robbed me from legal action
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When a guy that looks Amish with black hair and red beard pulls out and blows his load on the girls face while stroking his beard.
A kid I know who looks Amish (Black hair, and red beard) was doing this chick in a fire truck, and pulled out and blew his load on her face while stroking his beard.
"Yeah, I Yoderized her!"
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To spend an extremely long time (30+ minutes) on the toilet having a bowel movement. This could be due to not eating enough fiber or trying to avoid work for an extended period of time.
Employee 1: Have you seen Ben recently.
Employee 2: No, he's probably taking a yoder somewhere.
Employee 1: Dammit, we're supposed to have a meeting in 5 minutes.
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Rolling around together to the extent to make everyone else uncomfortable
Emily and Nathan were yodering on the floor
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derivative from Amish-Dutch:
1. To recount a story with excessive inclusion of marginal details
2. Close reading with copious marginalia or other forms of note organization within the text, bordering on the excessive
1. "I was at the party and got stuck talking to this girl for 20 minutes while she yodered on and on about her summer vacation."
2. "I should have looked at that used textbook before i got it; the previous owner had yodered all over it."
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It is when you get a math test that is not from your teacher and it is also harder.
"Is Mr.Bosoglue gonna give us a yoderized test???"
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