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the epicest most arousing thing ever
hit the yoinky sploinky and the girls pants simply fall off
guy 1:bro ima hit the yoinky sploinky
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)
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The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.
The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)
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dancing by putting your knees together at extreme speeds. the yoinky sploinky is a great way to get robbers to leave your home
"He did the yoinky sploinky and the crowd lost their minds!"
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a yoinky boinky is a member of the yoinky boinks. another type of yoinky boinky is a scrunkly squished out cat (usually a black cat)
you : “woah dude are you apart of the yoinky boinks?”
mom : “hell yeah broski!”
“wowzers dude look at this yoinky boinky cat!”
When you're out of things to say but need to say something so you chant ya-yoinkis, either as a chant or just a stand alone sentence
Ya-yoinkis uh-uh-uh yeah, ya-yoinkis uh-uh-uh-uh... know what I mean?
A doer of all things; The physical reincarnation of God.
That yoinky sploinky
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