Yolanda

Name for the alter ego of your drunk friend. She loves port by the fire and Harry potter erotica dreams. Keep your friends close but keep Yolanda closer. Avada tequila!

After Rachel's 9th shot of tequila she turned in to Yolanda, and the real party officially began.

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Yolanda

A four piece wing fried hard with extra lemon pepper, and mild sauce on the side.

Can I get a Yolanda....extra clap.

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Yolanda

I could do with a hug
I could do with an arm
supporting me

while i work out something new
I could do with a smile
I could do with a kiss
empowering me
while i struggle to find a way
Im not stone and
Im not sand
I was given a heart and
I was given two hands
so while i work it out
walk this path that all must walk
I could do with a soul
to bear whats ahead
to make it more fun
nobody wants to grow old alone
everybody could do with a soul

Yolanda, 17, GCSE student, Wigan

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Yolanda

Yolanda

Hey my name is Yolanda

Yolanda

A very sexy woman with large breasteses and a thicc booti

Wow that Yolanda is hot.

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Yolanda

Some curly haired girl that really needs a kebab 24/7 and can’t live without it, can be sweet sometimes and has a very kind soul <3

Yolanda is such a lovely girl

Yolanda

A beautiful, touchy, and funny girl. An Aquarius, and boy have you seen this girl dance. Has a lot of opinions on people mostly good, DON'T get on her bad side trust me she can roast you to ashes.
She likes when people nickname her/call her Yoyo.
If you have a Yolanda in your life treat her like a queen and I can bet you she'll return the favour.

Guy #1: Who's that dancer?
Guy #2: That's Yolanda, she's amazing isn't she?
Guy #1: Hell yea!