yolk

Working class Irish slang used by knackers meaning different things depending on context:

1 ecstacy

2 foolish ugly idiot

3 thing, item, thingymajig

1 me heads cabbaged today i took a few yolks last night im in bits

2 dont mind that Vanessa one shes only a yolk.

3
Suzanna: Anto- wheres de yolk for me hay-er?
Anto: Wha' yolk?
Suzanna: De fuckinnn.. ye know de yolk for ge'in rid of de curls- de bleeding strate-ner, wheres de strate-ner?
Anto: I dont fuckin' knowww.

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yolk

slang for a defined musclature

the upper arm is like a fried egg, where the bicep is the yolk. this is your brain on supplements suckaaas.

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Yolk

To hit someone, usually in the face.

That nigga ran up on me too fast so I straight yolked em up.

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Yolks

A shapely woman, mainly in the buttocks and thigh region

"She thick but I don't want her yolks, I want all her federal reserve notes" - Mac Dre. "When she walks you can see her cheeks yolkin"

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Yolk

Verb
The act of ejaculation. Used in bro culture when describing sexual encounters or lonely evenings.

1. I yolked a hot one down her throat last night, it was titty city.
2. I am gonna go yolk one out quick, be back in 10.
3. Did you yolk inside her? No? Only counts as half then.

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yolk

a joke that is basically better than your entire existence

macrondalds: "our breakfast meal deal is no yolk"

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yolking

another word for joking, except its more funny right

"don't worry guys, I'm just yolking!"