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The largest county in England with nice food (like sticky parkin), history (york and many old churches, castles and villages), some of the beautifulest areas of land in the country (the Yorkshire dales, the North York Moors and certain parts of the East coast like Bempton cliff) and many uncommon words and idioms which foreigners don't understand (see example section)
Yorkshire words: a ghost-barguest,barghest,boggart and many more words. a child-bairn or barn (uncommon), kid. a barn-mistal.close the door-put t'wood in 'oil. left-gallock.from rags to riches to rags again or someone who has wasted their inheritence-from clogs to clogs i' three generations.
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A large county in Northern England. Sometimes referred to as the "Texas of England" And rightly so, everything is bigger and better in Yorkshire. Origin of various great accents, ratty little yorkshire terriers and the famous yorkshire pudding. It's titular city is York - a popular tourist destination and it's symbol is a white rose. Yorkshire has a historical feud with neighbouring county, Lincolnshire. Yorkshiremen are stereotyped as wearing flat caps and owning whippet dogs and being miserly.
I've lived in Yorkshire for a decade, luckily no one has realised I'm originally from Lincolnshire!
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Pure and simply the best bastard place on earth. We'll fuck anyone up and no one dares mess with us. We are the true representation of good old propa english football with no diving and propa tackles. LANCASHIRE WANK WANK WANK!!!
However saying this there is one bad thing about yorkshire............... WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM, WE ALL LEEDS SCUM, WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM, WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!!!!!!!!!!
WE HATE LEEDS SCUM
UP THE YORKSHIRE ARMY
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Pronunciation: York-shy-er
The act of orally pleasuring a male, whilst two objects of minty/menthol flavor are placed on said males' genitals (one above and one below), creating a sort of mint-phallic patty.
Daaaaayumn G! That ho gives a NICE yorkshire!
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If bullshit were money. Yorkshire would be London. The male inhabitants of Yorkshire thrive on self-pity. They imagine themselves to be 'hard' and each having individually suffered more woes than Mahatma Gandhi, Mother Theresa and Jesus Christ combined in their solipsistic lifetime. In evidence to the contrary, they removed the 'scrum' for their own Northern (League) version of Rugby because it involved some actual pain and real discomfort. Nobody else in the world rates Yorkshire or Yorkshire men like themselves. To those in the wider world, who have had the misfortune to come into proximity with them, they conjure up vague images of rain, miserable 'chip on shoulder' long faces, crass loud mouthed ignorance, ukuleles, pigeon shit and cloth caps.
Northerners in general (especially those from Lancashire) favour the artist is L S Lowry, who painted scenes of northern (often industrial) misery in a quaint childlike manner.
Not much is known of Yorkshire women. It is thought that the men do not allow them to talk, under threat of domestic violence.
Yorkshire = Hell, surely. And Yorkshire men are like Satans Oompa-Loompas
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