you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.

Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.

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If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger

From Bob's Burgers: an unusual special burger on a croissant

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger, you should try it!"

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you've got 2 options

An expression basically meant to tell someone to shut up. Actually means that the listener has 2 options: Shut the hell up or suck on your genitalia.

person A: fuck your couch, nigger
person B: You've got 2 options.

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you've got the squid by the throat

You've got it spot on

Tim: "Derek, you're right, you've got the squid by the throat there."

Derek: "Man that shit is good"

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[You've got Nice Teeth]

You've got Nice Teeth is a statement to be made to someone talking too much as an indication that someone's mouth is open too much.

You've got nice Teeth A statement made to stop a blabbermouth. Example: . .and she wouldn't' shut up so finally I got a chance to interject, you've got Nice Teeth as a kind way to tell her to stop talking.

you've got me clean there

What I say after I get a good rim job.

"Damn, Bob you've got me clean there"

you've got red on you

A person who has red on them.

Shop assistant-"You've got red on you"
Customer-"eh?"

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