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A form of endearment in UK
Alright you old cunt, how’s it going
Something Bevvvy said as he threw a apple at Kaleb, in a really Bevvved up voice.
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Something your mom says when she's driving.
"Fuck you you stupid fucking cunt, You FUCKING WHORE" you mom says.
"Mum stop yelling"
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When a particular person persuades you that they may be annoying you to the point where you wish pain on there presents
HEY HEY HEY MAN YOU IS GUNNA GET FUCKED UP SOON IF YOU DOESNT STOP POOFING ON WHITCH ME YOU FUCKHEAD SO FUCK YOU CUNT
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what you say when Paula Abdul grabs onto your legs at her house and wont let you leave because she's so monsterly fucked on painkillers and knows NOBODY will put up with her crazy horseshit besides you and then she tries to bribe you with $1100.00 keesh and a boxter (old one..wtf?) and then she takes a dump in the washing machine but you tell her....
oh, yeah... sorry...you stupid cunt, fuck off...ok.. it's kinda like big foot doing massive bongs with Wavy Gravy, whilst enjoying more Yorkshire Pudding than offered (that ungrateful shitpile) then being totally offended by WG's complete lack of etiquette in not tossing the big hairy's salad, like a champ... orrrrr!!...(bigfeet noize)
Basically, you're expressing the end of a once-magical relationship...that no one will ever believe happened... except that BUTTHOLE Simon who pretended to video tape like I'd asked him but totally fucking lied..whatever, cheeerz
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A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.
Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.
Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.
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Just say this to kids who are cunts
You a cunt d bag bitch.
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