you can't be pimpin

See, you think you a pimp. But you can't be pimpin slime.

you can't be pimpin slatt

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You can't app that

When something is too cool, unusual, infrequent, or indescribable - "You can't app that".

Courtesy of the Apple iPhone ads. "<Are you trying to do something?>. There's an app for that".

"Wow, did you see what he just did?"
"Yeah, You can't app that shit".

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you can't do that

a statement used before the classic;
THIS DICK!, or DIS DICK!

'excuse me, you can't do that'
'do what?'
'THIS DICK!'

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You can't win for losing

When you win something but , winning means you lose either psychologically emotionally physically financially, anyway that negatively impacts you.

You do the dishes cuz your parents told you to and ,then when you're finished they yell at you for doing it wrong even though they didn't tell you how to do it in the first place ! Man you can't win for losing

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You can't polish a turd

You can't make something that's not naturally good great even with the hardest attempts.

"After years, he's just never going to change his selfish ways." "Well, you can't polish a turd!!"

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pleasure you can't measure

Wow, isn't this the grate-ist catch-fraez EVAR!

Do not buy products with this slogan in thier advertising campaign. Ever.

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you can't see me

refering to someone who is not on your level or who you believe is below you

a friend says: i can pull way more girls than you can

you say: you can't see me, i'll pull more than you ever could and they'll all be better looking too.

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