Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weird

Basically, we're weird, but we're definitely somewhat cool and you kinda (okay, REALLY) wish you were us.

Cool Kid: "You're weird. "

Us: "Yeah, but in a Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weird."

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Do you wish to have an unfortunate experience?

Another way of saying "do you wanna have a bad time?" with larger vocab, or increased amounts of words used.

*do you wanna have a bad time?
*do you wish to have an unfortunate experience?

wish you the best

1. A remark of profound love, in which one expresses their unconditional support for another;

2. Something that usually, only cool people have the guts to say to others, because it is an remark of unconditional support;

3. (Sometimes) A bittersweet comment made when a person has nothing left to say to someone else, because the other person has not returned affection;

4. A figure of speech that inspired songs by Adele, CeeLo Green, Per Gessle and Eminem, for better or worse...

Fred: "I wish you the best, Hulk, for all that you've done, all you've become, and all your potential."

Hulk: "Aaaw gee Fred, that's really swell - thanks brah!"

Neymar: ..."What about me?"

OR

Peter Venkman: "I wish you the best Dana, you were really a great lover, but I see that you clearly prefer Slimer and his ghouls to my, let us say, human kinda love..."

Dana Barrett: "Uh? Fuck you too, asshole."

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wished you well.

In a way, I thought it was alright but now I'm glad you happened.
I take back you from you.

At first I Wished you well.

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I wish you would

Used when someone is in the act of trying your character and or thinking they could do something To you

Thotiana: I will drag yo ass right out yo lacefront
You: BICH I WISH YOU WOULD !

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Wish You Were Here

Hands down the Greatest Song of All-Time by the legendary Pink Floyd.

A: "Have you heard "Wish You Were Here?""

B: "Duh, who hasn't, that song is the greatest ever and Pink Floyd was the most epic and legit band ever."

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I wish you would

A provoking phrase used toward someone who looks as though he is about to do or say something to aggravate you, but hasn’t yet. Most often, after the person does or says that something, he wishes he hadn’t.

Amy: Oh my God, did just see that look I just got from our boss??
Sarah: No way! Why? Cause you’re wearing those jeans?
Amy: YES! Girl, it’s Friday, and these jeans look good.
Sarah: Shoot.
Amy: I am about to walk right into his office and be all like, “I wish you would say something about these jeans. I WISH YOU WOULD!”
Sarah: Shoot.

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