god damnit you mother fucker die!!! >:o AHHHHH

what i say to ppl that suck sooooooo much!!! GOD DAMNIT" you think when you see them...

"GOD DAMNIT YOU MOTHER FUCKER DIE!!! >:o AHHHHH"

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fuck you and your mother

When backed into a corner, this phrase functions much in the same way as the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on". Taking a more aggressive stance, this phrase entails the classic notion of giving your adversary a dirty punch in the brown eye, but one for his/her mother as well, offering a powerful alternative to the default "horse you rode in on". Though bringing bestiality into an insult is tandem to a wild-deuce, changing the horse to the culprit's mother is a straight-flush deal that can be used in any critical circumstance to let your friend know exactly how you feel about him.

Friend: Oh... oh Jesus! Those are my numbers... I JUST WON 98 MILLION DOLLARS!!

You: No shit? Right on man! Hey, do you think I could get a pinch off of those bucks? I mean, I WAS the one who suggested which numbers to pick.

Friend: You're absolutely right. $100 of the jackpot is yours, bro!

You: K. Fuck you AND your mother, jack off.

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fuck you and your mother

when you get pissed off and want to say fuck you to them and diss their mom

x:your a dick
y:fuck you and your mother

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Do you listen to Mother Mother?

A phrase someone asks you if they think you are not cis. Most often they suspect that you use they/them pronouns

A: “Oh I saw your story the other day, do you listen to mother mother?”
B: “Yeah I do, thanks for noticing.”
A: “So what are your pronouns?
B: “They/them”

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do you listen to mother mother

are you non binary?

girl: hey do you listen to girl in red?
nb: nope i listen to mother mother
girl: oh sorry do you listen to mother mother?
nb: yep!

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do you listen to mother mother?

Meaning “are you nonbinary?”. Nonbinary is identifying outside of the gender binary (girl or boy). Mother Mother is a Canadian indie band that has many nonbinary fans.

Similar to: “do you listen to girl in red?” which means “are you a lesbian?”

Person 1: Hey Jaime, do you listen to mother mother?

Person 2: Yes, I am nonbinary.

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you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Used to indicate that the other person's speech has become too obscene or vulgar.

― "Chris doesn't like my hair up. I don't like my hair up. I'm not wearing my fucking hair up."

― "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"

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