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You This Read Wrong

The name says it all.

A copy-and-pasted term always found in the comments section of popular YouTube videos intended to get likes so the comment gets to the top. Usually written by ten year olds to help their self esteem. Also almost always comes after the mind trick or phrase "I have a dig bick."

Person 1: (Passes note to person 2)
*I have a dig bick
You this read wrong*

Person 2: OK you got me bro.

by I u53 h@x October 16, 2017

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you are dead wrong

when someone can't graduate from school without kissing the principal's cock

if you think you can graduate from this school without kissing my cock.....you are dead wrong

by hamorabi April 12, 2021

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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning, there's no point in arguing with you because you adamantly believe in a scientific fallacy- something that has been scientifically/socially proven to be false

father: son, your bloody report card is here.

son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

by Sexydimma May 25, 2015

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you got the wrong one

You got the wrong one.

1. You have confused me with someone that you can fuck with.

2. Your thinking about me is wrong.
Not someone to mess with

Ex: You will do what I say

Bitch, you got the wrong one!! Nobody tells me what to do. DEUCES

by Huggybear6789 March 20, 2017

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You woke the wrong dog

Meaning you're in for it or it's gonna get ugly usually when some big and tough ass moutherfucker thinks he can challenge you

*tough video game boss approaches *

Player : "you woke the wrong dog !!"

by Black T August 23, 2016

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You picked the wrong house, fool!

A popular line from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas said by Big Smoke, during the intro mission of the game. It's the first thing Big Smoke says, too.

Big Smoke: *storms in with a baseball bat* You picked the wrong house, fool!
CJ: 'ey, 'ey 'ey 'ey, Big Smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill!

by Gamma the Enigma August 20, 2016

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You picked the wrong house, fool!

"You picked the wrong house, fool!" are the words spoken by Big Smoke as he proceeds to advance on CJ with a baseball bat. When he says this it makes virtually no sense so here's a good dumber-down for you:
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PROPERTY SIMPLETON YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BURGLE THE INCORRECT ESTATE NINCONPOOP INEGLECT TO INFORM TO YOU THAT YOU APPEAR TO HAVE CHOSEN THE OPTION TO THE INCORRECT AREA OF PRIVATE PROPERTY AS IAM PRESENT AND READY TO STRIKE YOU WITH A LARGE WOODEN POLE USED IN THE VERY COMMON AMERICAN SPORT KNOW AS BASEBALL TO THE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE WHO HAS APPEARED TO HAVE ENTERED THE HOUSEHOLD IN WHICH I AM CURRENTLY PRESENT I APPEAR TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO TRESSPASS INTO A VERY POOR CHOICE OF AVAILABLE HOUSES AS I AM HERE WITH A HEAVG BLUNT OBJECT AND COULD IFICHOOSE STRIKE YOU MULTIPLE TIMES UPON THE HEAD AND FACE WHICH WOULD UNDOUBTABLY CAUSE SERVERE AND POSSIBLY LETHAL INTERNAL BLEEDING WITH THIS INFORMATION BEING PRESENT I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU LEAVE THIS HOME BEFORE THE SITUATION MUST BE ESCALATED ANY FURTHER

Big Smoke: "You picked the wrong house, fool!"
CJ: "Woah, Woah, Big Smoke its me, it's CJ!"

by Dmitri Strelnikov January 20, 2017

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