beat your ass

The only comeback someone has when they're getting roasted to hard.

Jack: Keep talking shit and I'll beat your ass
Kevin:I bet you would you pussy.

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beating your meat

A expression used to describe the action of masterbating or "jerking off" used to get off or pleasure. usaul finished by busting a nut

Hey nate shaw quit beating your meat in the corner while you talk to your girlfriend thats dirty

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Beat Your Feet

A form of dance originated in the DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia) which goes hand in hand with Go-Go, the music of the DMV.

Come on man... every time I here that fight anthem by CCB, I wanna beat my feet.. SO BEAT YOUR FEET!

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Beat your Meat

When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!

Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.

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beat your mug

‘do your makeup’

beat your mug is a sentence usually used by drag queens

person: i will beat your mug so good, ur gonna look so pretty

beat your wheat

Vegetarian form of masturbation, more politically so you don't offend vegetarians / vegans.

Fucking Hippie, Go beat your wheat!

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Beat your meat

To masterbate or jerk off.

Hey Justin, do you beat your meat?

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