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When you hear this, it means someone is requesting to put their face next to your butt-hole.
Whenever Jimi Hendrix used the phrase on stage, the bassist would launch a scorching fart in his face. He claimed it helped him "think outside the box."
At the wedding reception, when Mandy asked John to "let me stand next to your fire!" she didn't realize he had been holding in gas since the toast. He unleashed a furious wind upon her, lashing her hair back, and singeing off her eyebrows and nose hair. She pretended to be offended, but the clarity of mind was all that she had hoped for, and more.
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What you say to someone who is either lying to you, bullshitting you, or doesn't know what they're talking about.
Another way of saying "you're trippin'"
An oldskool phrase.
Chump A: Man, that girl is fine.
Chump B: Your head's on fire dude. She's straight fugly.
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The sentence people say when they are about to hit someone with a barrage of insults, sometimes dealing physical damage.
Emily: I'm sneak dissin yo mama, whatchu finna do about it?
Tim: Damn I'm really about to fire your ass up.
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To slow down ; comfort ; extinguish negative emotions
Let me be your remedy Let me calm your fire