Your Mother

I'm having relations with all of your mothers.
She hella thick, only true gamers can do someones mother and play fortnite at the same time.

I always land 200 pumps on your mothers

Bro your mother is sucking my c*ck rn

Bro you mothers are fine as rn ngl

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Your Mother

A phrase that you use to anserw any of "Tom.B's" questions, normally used to piss him off.

Tom- Hey what are you going to do this weeked
Us- Your mother
Tom- Dude your pissing me off Im gunna punch you in the face seriously.

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Your Mother

Used as a comeback to insults

Josh: So,man, what ya doing?
James: Your mother!
Josh: Wtf dude?!
James: Just messing, man! I just heard it yesterday.
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Oisin: Jesus, you're such a dick sucker!
Declan: Your mother!!!

Oisin: *silence*

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Your Mother

The person that can't get enough of my cock

Your mother stroked my genetals last night

Your Mother

me

Zelda, aka me, is your mother.

Your Mother

Your mother sleeps with many men and woman, myself included. She was very hot last night and was definitely into some kinky shit. She called a bag of rice hot when she was high.

Charelanda : Why hello Anna, the party last night was great! Why didn't you come?
Anna : I did cum, while I was doing your mother.

Charelanda : Last night?
Anna : Yes, last night. *puts on cool sunglasses*

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Your Mother

The equivalent of 1000 medusa glares,10 michael jacksons,86.4 gorillas,has enough food between her folds of fat to feed the universe for 3 centuries,and when she passes gas the can kill anything living within 6 leagues.Her stench is so potent,those with fish odor syndrome smell like fresh picked daisies.

Osama:DEAR ALAH,SAVE US!IT'S YOUR MOTHER!!!!!

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