Me.
This is your ass speaking. All hands on deck! We have a torpedo coming down the tube!
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When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.
She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds
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Tattoo it on your ass is military slang for something that must be memorized and never forgotten.
Gunny said you got to know this cold and tattoo it on your ass!
Your precious buttocks has now become the center of a very farcical taunt. This phrase implies that "you are going down" in the near future. This phrase being said to you means that your inevitable fate is nearing. It is only half of the full sentence "your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it." Basically someone is threatening you and you better get the hell outta dodge.
"You fucked my wife enough times Todd, your ass is grass!"
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To take preemptive steps to make sure that you don't get into trouble with anyone.
You had better cover your ass and get insurance for that car or else someone could sue you for everything you own.
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