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"Curb Your Dog" signs are often found in cities and in suburban areas where people live. These signs are gentle reminders to dog walkers to have their dogs do their natural excretory business ( ie #1/ urine and #2/bowl movements of all textures) at the curb- the physical interface between the sidewalk and street such that remnants of the dog's activities do not impact pedestrians. Although there seems to be some confusion online about the technical and legal meaning of this idea, as with most things, the simple, literal one makes most sense and is most likely to create the most good will. The best way for a dog owner to minimize negative impacts on the general community is to bring their dog to the curb, or better yet the street, so that fewer pedestrians will have to negotiate the urine puddles and and excrement smears. Even dog excrement that has been attempted to be removed by diligent owners (which is appreciated), it is often not completely removed (granted it'd take a scrubbing), and thus contributes to unnecessary yukiness on many sidewalks. Especially since curbing a dog is such a practical way towards minimizing this urban concern, curbing dogs to the curb is a win win approach. Dog lovers and dog owners love good neighbors.
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Ex: a young man shits in an alley and a middle man with an accent asks “where’s your dog?” What the fuck are you doing?
Being in such a depressed state that you lube your own hand with the saltiness of your tears for masturbation
Man that torta dumped me so i was saltin my dog all night.
Salt your dog bro
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Curb your dog means your dog must be under your control and must defecate and urinate in the street and not on your neighbor's sidewalk, lawn or property, i.e, walk the dog between the curbs. This is the law in many large cities and it is common to see signs indicating dog owners must curb their dog. The phrase ‘Curb Your Dog’ originated in the 1930’s in New York City. It means that owners cannot allow their pets to soil buildings, nor can a dog make a nuisance of himself on the grass of the parkway or on the sidewalk." ‘Please Curb your Dog’ means ‘Don’t let your dog do its business on the sidewalk. Let your dog do it in the road’.
Please curb your dog and keep him off my lawn, it's the law.
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Its what you say when you are not sure how things might turn out, when you are playing risky. It's akin to "kiss your butt goodbye" but it's closer to "kiss your toes goodbye".
Alex was driving really fast down a slippery leaf hill when Tora exclaimed, "kiss your dogs!" And then Lonny giggled effluvently.
Jack off, show your penis who's daddy, J.I.L.L, beat the meat, burp the worm, choking the chicken, hackin the hog.
Hey Luke, did you walk your dog today?
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