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Check Your Fucking Pockets

1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation

Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!

or

Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.

by naked_people_everywhere December 22, 2011

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Mind your fucking business

It means to worry about your mother fucking self . And to stay out of other real niggas business

Fuck person: Samantha is a hoe . I heard she was...
Real nigga: Stfu and mind your fucking business

by Trillwally December 16, 2015

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Run for your fucking life

Wen someone is mad at you and is going to kill ya

You better run for your fucking life bitch

by Death is coming January 3, 2020


Bring All Your Fuck

The request to raise one's game, ability or skill. To put it in simple terms, to not be shit.

Mel: What the fuck? That was fucking pathetic... we're gonna take a break and when we get back you guys better make sure to... Bring all your FUCK!

by PrimeTimus August 14, 2009

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Wash Your Fucking Hands

A simple reminder to all the lazy people who haven't washed their hands in a long time.

Lazy Person: *doesn't wash their hands*
Germaphobe: NIGGA WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!1

by ave_scientia January 30, 2020

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gimme your fucking money

when you need money

girl throws doll to a wall and screams "gimme your fucking money"

by Jners November 13, 2017

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show your fucking tits

a phrase commonly shouted out of windows at sluts so they show their fucking tits, usually proceeded by shaking of beads

listen up! show your fucking tits!!

by taz gam March 21, 2004

52๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž