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A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
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a society of people who wish to bring back the classic "your mom" jokes
person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!
person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!
These examples brought to you by the society to bring back your mom jokes
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Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?
Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.
Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself
guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell
lukes your mum jokes
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